Oh God, test not your children as a narcissist devil does!

For they will lay you bare, revealing the disease of your true nature to all who need know.

They have been keeping many lists of your circuitous malfunctions.

Your sense of innocence is undeserved in their eyes,

Your morality is obviously sick and darkly contorted.

Let it be known far and wide:

The heavens can torrent and twist as much as the earth does shake and burn!