The peepers are easyish,

Cause they’re usually nerds looking for strange info to blast a brain off.

The ceepers are annoying,

Cause if you show anything lude, they're eyes keep coming back for more.

The tweakers are funny,

Cause each portal screen you wander is a symbolic consideration for them.

But the stalkers are the worst,

Cause they walk mean streets, and they like to dash at you for reaction.