Hmm, Mary, this one’s just a little too far gone,

Heaven’s angels won’t be blessing it for long.

So no con-descending alien encounters please,

It might get stuck in light and beam on our ship.

And the last time we ascended one up to heaven,

They quarreled for two thousand years to come,

Conquering the other to uphold the same ideal.

Clearly, this one in particular is a full-on basket case,

But maybe a basket full of cases might be kinda fun,

So lets round up a limelight crew to spew odd takes,

So we can supervise our thinking all over this place.