Oh I know honey, I’ve met so many.

Some folk see a big chair and get all giddy,

Not realizing they got no experience sitting,

I try to tell them, either grow full in your lane,

Or start from the bottom and work up to it.

They really don’t like to hear that though,

Overfed on gilded ascension narratives,

Stuffed frame by celebrity indorsement,

Raised in bitterness by unhappy princes.